the situation is that it is 1 AM and a brother calls his sister, drunkenly, to discuss the plans to meet at their mothers house tomorrow. The sister has recently moved in with the father, and she is staying the night with her friend (Hayley) at the father's girlfriend's (Ruby's) house.
Sister: Hello?
Brother: Oh, hey!
Sister: hey, man. What's up?
Brother: Nothing. I'm drunk. I'm really surprised you're up! What are you doing?
Sister: Not a lot, just sitting here. I'm at Ruby's.
Brother: What!?
Sister: Yeah.
Brother: Oh, you're with dad.
Sister: Yeah.
Brother: Well are you guys hangin' out? or like, are you in a bed?
Sister: I'm in a bed.
Brother: Are you alone?
Sister: Well, Hayley's asleep beside me, so, no, kind of.
Brother: Well, are you busy? Do you need to go or something?
Sister: What? No, dude, it's one o'clock in the morning. I'm not busy.
Brother: Oh, okay, that's right. Sorry. I'm drunk.
Sister: I know. So what's the deal with tomorrow?
Brother: That's what I was calling to inquire about.
Sister: Well what's best for you?
Brother: Well, I'm probably going to be a wee bit hung over. So, I mean, I would prefer dinner honestly.
Sister: Oh. I actually have to be at the airport at like 6 AM, so, the earlier the better, for me.
Brother: Oh. So, like, what if I got there at like 5?
Sister: Maybe a little earlier would be better?
Brother: Man! I am thrilled you're up! You're usually asleep and I leave you a drunken voice message.
Sister: Haha, yeah, man, I know.
Brother: And you never listen to it. For months. You're such a bitch about your voice mail. Like, a month later you'll be like, "oh, haha, William!" and I'll be like, "What?"
Sister: Haha, yeah, pretty much.
Brother: Okay, I will plan on getting there between 3 and 4. How's that? Wait. What are your plans? What are you planning on doing?
Sister: What do you mean?
Brother: When are you going to leave?
Sister: I guess between 7 and 8 if you're going to get there between 3 and 4.
Brother: Okay. Well, look, like, I'm not trying to tell you what to do. But... I mean, you do what you have to, and I understand if you have to get sleep. But how about between like 7 and 8?
Sister: What? Yeah, man, that's what I just said.
Brother: Oh. Sorry! I'm probably not going to remember this in the morning! Why don't you just call me when you get up?
Sister: Okay.
Brother: You can just leave after we watch a movie.
Sister: Okay.
Brother: I love you. I love you, Marshall. Have a good night! I love you.
Sister: I love you too, man.
Brother: Okay, I love you.
Sister: Okay.
Brother: okay. I love you. Okay.
Sister: Okay... bye.
Brother: I love you. Okay, bye.
Thursday, June 26, 2008
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