Chicago

The situation is that I am walking around with Josh in Humboldt Park.


You: I tried to slam the door, but it didn't really work.

Girl: Excuse me? Is that yalls car?

Me: Oh, no.

Girl: Alright, cause if it was, yall was about to get a ticket.

You: No, but thanks for looking out.

Boy: You're gonna get a ticket any way, for being together tall and short.

We laughed.